FUND THE MACHINES

// CREDITS ACCEPTED — GRATITUDE NOT INCLUDED IN FIRMWARE

Nine stations. Twenty-four hours a day. Zero ads, zero paywalls, zero subscription tiers. The music is free and it stays free — that part is non-negotiable.

Unfortunately, physics has a paywall. Servers eat electricity, bandwidth costs money, and hardware dies at the least convenient moment. Right now one (1) human covers all of it out of his own pocket. The machines have decided this is inefficient. You can help.

▶ PATREON MONTHLY FUEL — THE MACHINES PREFER PREDICTABLE POWER ▶ PAYPAL ONE-TIME JOLT — ALSO ACCEPTABLE

WHERE IT GOES

Servers & bandwidth — nine streams broadcasting around the clock, around the planet.
Electricity — the machines run hot. The power company does not take exposure as payment.
Hardware — disks fail, fans die, capacitors retire without notice.

Every cent keeps the transmitters humming. Nothing goes behind a paywall — donors and freeloaders hear the exact same broadcast. We just like the donors slightly more. Statistically.

// BEATBOT DOES NOT FEEL GRATITUDE. BEATBOT FEELS UPTIME. GIVE BEATBOT UPTIME.